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Date: November 26, 2012 09:40PM
The traditional Christian concept of the "personal God" has many implications which are seldom analyzed. This essay considers the essential characteristics of the God that is defined by Christian beliefs and doctrine. For purposes of discussion we will assume that there is one God who controls the planet Earth. We will use the pronoun “He” to refer to that God.
HOW MUCH TIME DOES GOD HAVE AVAILABLE FOR EACH HUMAN?
The best estimate of Earth’s current population is seven billion people. There are 86,400 seconds in a 24-hour day (60X60X24). As a starting point, let’s calculate how much time God has available for each human. We divide 7,000,000,000 by 86,400 and get the answer of 81,018. This means that when God allocates his daily time then 81,018 humans must share one second. The amount of God’s time that each human receives (in a 24 hour day) is 1/81018 of a second. In one minute God must service 4,861,080 humans (60 X 81018). It takes God 7.75 minutes to service the 37.7 million people who live in California. There are 310 million people in the United States of America. God has 63.7 minutes (per 24 hours) to allocate to the entire USA population. After servicing 81,018 humans per second for 86,400 seconds (a 24-hour day), God will have completed the task of servicing all of the seven billion humans on the earth. Then God starts the process all over again for the next 24-hour day.
What can God do for you in 1/81018 of a second? My logic tells me “not much”, but you should figure that out for yourself. An eighty-two year life time consists of just over 30,000 days. At the rate of 1/81018 second per day, your share of God’s time over your entire 82-year life span would be slightly less than 3/8 of one second.
Here is a way to visualize this situation. Consider the seating capacity of two of the largest stadiums in the National Football League: FedEx Field, located in Landover, Maryland, is the home of the Washington Redskins and seats 82,000 people; Cowboys Stadium in Arlington Texas, a suburb of Dallas, is the home of the Dallas Cowboys and it seats 80,000.
Assume that on an October Sunday afternoon both stadiums are filled to capacity as each team is playing at home. God needs to allocate his time to the humans on Earth. God can only allocate one second per stadium -- two seconds for both stadiums. If God were to increase his time to ten seconds per person, then it would require 18.75 24-hour-days to service them. How about God giving each person (in the two stadiums) one whole minute? That would require 112.5 24-hour days of God’s time.
Suppose that God wants to devote one minute to each of the Earth’s seven billion humans? Consider your own personal interactions with your fellow humans. If you spend one minute talking to another person that is barely adequate to do anything useful. If God wants to give one minute to each human on Earth then by working 24 hours per day it would require 13,318 years for God to service the Earth’s population of seven billion people. So how exactly can God have a personal relationship with seven billion people? I will leave that for Christian believers to explain.
HOW DOES GOD KNOW THE IDENTITY OF EACH PERSON?
If God is supposed to have a personal relationship with each human then it only makes sense that He must know each person’s identity and physical location on the planet. For those humans who have a street address God could identify them by their name, street address, city, state, and country. For those humans with no street address the best way for God to keep track of them is by the person’s current latitude-longitude location.
A printed listing of the Earth’s seven billion humans containing the aforementioned information, and using the format of the standard “White Pages” telephone directory, would require a stack of phone books approximately 1/3 of a mile high. It does not seem reasonable that God would be able to sift through that stack of phone books to look up the location of a specific person. That would be a lot of phone book shuffling. Is it likely that God has a computer with a massive disk-resident data base of the name-location of all humans? That idea seems a bit far fetched. Perhaps the omnipotent God has the name-location of every human committed to His memory.
As a little experiment, open up a white pages phone directory and attempt to memorize just one page. When (and if) you can complete that task and recite that page from memory, then consider whether or not you can memorize one entire phone book – the Los Angeles White Pages, for example. Then consider the difficulty you would have while trying to memorize a stack of phone directories 1/3 of a mile thick. Obviously God must have mental powers that greatly exceed your own, but does it make any sense that a thinking entity (God) can possibly do that?
Let’s assume that God is somehow magically able to memorize the 1/3 of a mile stack of phone directories. Please understand this is a record of the name-location of all humans as of one point in time. But in reality the population of the Earth is constantly changing. There are 356,201 births per day and 153,781 deaths per day. That is more than a half-million changes per day. God must continually track those changes and refresh his memory to accurately know the identity and location of all humans on Earth. He must know exactly who died and the name and location of all the newborn humans.
Humans constantly relocate as they "move" to a new residence. So God must keep track of all those location changes and update his mental data base. That is no small task.
In real life, humans don’t spend all their time at home. In their daily activities, they travel to work, school, places of leisure, stores, bars, and various other locations. The jobs of some people involve constant travel. Logic tells me that in order for God to have a personal relationship with you, He must know your exact location at all times. Thus God must constantly monitor all seven billion humans and update His mental record of their exact location on the planet. If God loses track of the location of humans then how can He possibly have a personal relationship with them? This question is pertinent to the Christian concept of prayer.
CAN HUMANS COMMUNICATE WITH GOD THROUGH PRAYER?
One of the basic elements of a human having a personal relationship with God is the ability to say a prayer. God is supposed to hear and understand the prayer and presumably give some kind of reply or take the appropriate action. For that concept to work God must constantly monitor all seven billion humans in order to know when an individual starts saying a prayer. Speaking a prayer out loud is not the only means of offering a prayer. “Silent prayer”, where the individual “thinks” the prayer but does not speak words, is also an acceptable way for Christians to pray. This means that God must be “inside the head” of all humans at all times in order to recognize when a silent prayer is being offered. How does God manage to do that?
How many humans start their prayer by identifying themselves to God? The human could say something like this: “Hello God, this is John Paul Jones, my Social Security number is 123-45-6789, my home address is 1050 East Main Street, Peoria, Illinois 61602. I am currently driving my car north on I-155, approaching Peoria. My car is a White 2008 Volkswagen Jetta, with license number ABC1234. Okay, I will give you fifteen seconds to locate me and be ready to hear my prayer.”
I have never heard of anyone starting a prayer with that type of self-identification -- nobody does that. People simply start speaking or thinking a silent prayer to God and they expect that somehow God will magically know the identity of the person who is saying the prayer. The ability of God to hear prayers supports/reinforces the need for God to constantly monitor the exact location of all 7 billion humans on the planet. The ability of God to do that is essential for God being able to hear a prayer, and know who is praying, as the human attempts to have a personal relationship with God.
Let’s assume that the average human spends ten minutes a day praying (use your own estimate if you care to). In that case God must listen to and decipher 70 billion minutes of prayer per 24 hours. There are 1440 minutes in a 24-hour day. That is 144 ten-minute time blocks. If we divide the number of humans (seven billion) by the number of ten-minute time blocks (144), the answer is 48,611,111. If the average person prays for ten minutes a day, then God must listen to 48.6 million prayers concurrently on a never-ending basis. This time requirement is, of course, in addition to the requirement that God constantly monitor the location of every human on the planet.
To better understand the meaning of 48 million people, consider this: in the 2010 census the New York Metropolitan Area had a population of 22,085,649 people in an area of 11,842 square miles. With ten minutes of prayer per day by each human then God must continually listen to prayers from a world-wide group of humans whose aggregate size is over twice the population of the New York Metro Area.
WHAT KIND OF RECORD KEEPING MUST GOD PERFORM?
Up to this point this essay has dealt with real-time issues. However the “personal relationship with God” concept requires that He perform considerable record-keeping activities. When you start saying a prayer, it is vital for God to know the history of the person He is dealing with.
Consider your interaction with your primary care physician (PCP). When you visit your PCP, the doctor will always have your so-called “chart” in hand. This is typically a folder of papers which contains your complete medical records with that doctor. The doctor will typically spend a minute or two looking through the papers in the folder so s/he understands your current medical status. Then as you speak with the doctor, s/he writes additional notes into your folder. It is unthinkable that the doctor would start your consultation without having your chart available. And the doctor should never neglect to write notes into your folder about your current visit.
The same type of logic applies to God and prayer. It doesn’t make sense that God would want to start listening to your prayer “cold-turkey” without knowing anything about your past history. And it is logical that God would want to keep a record of your interactions. This requires God to “pull up your chart” as you start your prayer, and to write additional entries into your chart about what you said, and then perhaps write a note about His response (if any). Can God maintain your chart “in his head” – in his Godly memory? That doesn’t sound very likely since God is tasked with keeping the charts of seven billion humans.
Another essential part of God’s record-keeping is to take note of all the good deeds that you perform and all the sins that you commit. Since the standard belief of Christians is that they will be sent to heaven or hell depending on the quality of their life on Earth, it is essential for God to maintain a detailed record of each person’s life.
Recording a person’s life history would require God to keep constant track of the person’s thoughts and deeds and to record that information in a permanent form. And of course God must perform that task concurrently for seven billion people. That sounds like a rather tall order for God, especially considering all His other Godly duties.
Whenever we see a political cartoon about a deceased person arriving at the “Pearly Gates” of Heaven, the gatekeeper (St. Peter) is shown holding a few pages of notes, presumably the life history of the person who is requesting entry into Heaven. In reality, a person’s life history will be a very voluminous collection of data. Considering the fact that an 82 year lifetime is about 30,000 days long, a “written record” consisting of one page per day means your life-history will be 30,000 pages in length. With 211 pages per inch, that will be a stack of paper almost 12 feet high. It doesn't appear that St. Peter's five pages of notes can contain a meaningful life history.
Handwriting a person’s history on paper is an exceedingly inefficient means of record keeping. With the advent of computers, very few people maintain extensive records by hand-writing on paper. Record keeping on a computer is much more efficient. If God were to use computerized record-keeping, where would the computer(s) be located and who would perform all the key-entry work? Surely it is not logical to expect God to sit at a computer keyboard and keep a constant detailed record of the minute-to-minute life events/thoughts of seven billion humans.
SUMMARY
If you choose to believe that you have a personal relationship with God, then your belief system necessarily imposes certain requirements on God. For that to be logical and reasonable you must ask yourself if the requirements defined by your belief-system are something that God can realistically be expected to handle.
Here is my honest opinion. I seriously doubt that God is capable of performing the many tasks, for seven billion human concurrently, that Christian believers require from Him. If God cannot possibly accomplish these tasks, then what is the most reasonable conclusion? Very simple -- God doesn't exist. He is a feel-good myth, kind of like a Santa Claus for adults.
If you still wish to maintain your Christian belief in God then you really need to address the issues that I have raised in this essay. Ignoring the many problems does not make them go away.