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Posted by: Exmo Mom ( )
Date: January 06, 2013 09:23AM
Been thru Temple prep class in the last 5 years or so???

I'm wondering what they are teaching in that class - if it's still pretty much a lack of info they give out

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Posted by: NoToJoe (unregistere) ( )
Date: January 06, 2013 10:57AM
Not it the last 5 years but what I do remember

It was a snooze. Absolutely ZERO meaningful information that would actually prepare you. Milkfest....no meat.

INCLUDED IN THE LESSON:
It's a supper 'special' place
We wear white clothes
You have to get a season pass (aka recommend) from the Bishop
Only the bestest most specialist members get to go
PAY YOUR TITHING
You will learn more each time so go again and again and again

NOT INCLUDED IN THE LESSON:
JS copied blood oaths and death threats from the masons
You will chant "OH GOD HEAR THE WORDS OF MY....MOUTH"
You will have to promise to give EVERYTHING you own to the cult
You will wear green aprons, bakers hats and pleated curtains.
You will learn the seceret...er sacred handshakes that Jesus uses to protect the entrance to Heaven.
Satan will be the lead actor in the temple MOVIE (popcorn and gobstoppers are not sold in the terrestial room so bring your own)

If you want to learn about the temple I recommend an iPad and google.com

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Posted by: some guy not logged in ( )
Date: January 06, 2013 11:02AM
Re: Not it the last 5 years but what I do remember

^^ This, 2008 for me.

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