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Posted by: brefots ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:23PM
Sometimes believers are really funny. (f-bomb)

I'm told this isn't a spoof, but it's really hard to think anyone would write such a thing and be serious. It's fucking hilarious! :-)

"No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand."

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:25PM
Re: Sometimes believers are really funny. (f-bomb)

ROTFLMAO That might be the funniest thing I have every read. OMG.

How did someone even get that absurdity out of their mouth???

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Posted by: NoToJoe (unregistered) ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:34PM
WTF?

I guess if you are stupid enough to believe in a magic sky daddy then you have liscense to talk about his cock! Glory, glory halleluiah

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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:29PM
Re: Sometimes believers are really funny. (f-bomb)

"...God has a Holy, Righteous Penis." LOL! I love how penis is capitalized there.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:34PM
I always capitalize mine (n/t)


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Posted by: Makurosu ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:39PM
Re: I always capitalize mine

LOL!

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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:43PM
Re: Sometimes believers are really funny. (f-bomb)

Har!

Whoever wrote this should really be more careful staying "insert...onto god" when talking about penises.

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 03:24PM
Re: Sometimes believers are really funny. (f-bomb)

I know. I cannot believe that line. It's the best.

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Posted by: Naomi ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:49PM
LOL!

I found the link.

http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62318

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Posted by: brefots ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:53PM
Re: LOL!

Thank you. I only found it through second hand sources. I'm sure there are other gems on that site!

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Posted by: Naomi ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 02:57PM
It was easy to find. I just googled "Gods penis". (n/t)


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2013 02:57PM by Naomi.

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Posted by: visitor ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 03:50PM
The Holy Penis, Aren't ALL Penises Holy?

Brefots quotes, "Penises are not just for sex & peeing." But certainly those are functions everyone understands. Maybe he has solved one of the greatest mysteries of all times of just how God showers the earth with the Holy Spirit.

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Posted by: brefots ( )
Date: January 12, 2013 04:14PM
Re: The Holy Penis, Aren't ALL Penises Holy?

Yeah, what is God actually doing with his dick? Painting the firmament? Is it his magic wand? Inquiring minds wants to know...

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