Posted by:
forbiddencokedrinker
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Date: January 27, 2013 11:41AM
The show Scoobi Doo follows a certain pattern.
Evil land developers use fake monsters to create fear, in order to get what they want. However, everywhere they go, they leave a bunch of little clues that prove they are full of crap.
In real life, the GAs are a bunch of land developers. They use fake monsters, like the Evil Homosexual Conspiracy to make your kids gay, in order to create fear. They use this fear to get what they want. However, with everything they do, they drop all these little clues that show it is all a lie. No horses in North America. Prophesies that go unfilled. Numbers that are obviously a lie. The Book of Abraham.
Now all we need is some meddling kids and a dog, and we can bring the whole thing down.