Since the mall is built ..perhaps their next tscc commercial venture could be a theme park, please add your idea


"Barges of the Caribbean"

"Mr. Laban's wild ride"

Better include a restaurant called "The Great and Spacious Building" It'll be the only place in the park where alcohol is served and you can jeer at the other park goers from the patio seating.

do mormons own Lagoon? just wondering

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Wikipedia just says that Lagoon is privately owned, but not by who. Several sites claim it is "family owned," so take that for what you will.



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nickname Wrote:
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> Wikipedia just says that Lagoon is privately
> owned, but not by who. Several sites claim it is
> "family owned," so take that for what you will.

It is family owned but I don't believe they are active LDS. I used to work with a guy in Salt Lake who was a member of the family. He wasn't LDS and would get us free tickets.

As a former submariner I enjoyed taking my kids through the submarine ride at Disneyland. (I think it is now gone.)

For the mormon theme park I suggest the "dung filled submarine" ride. It should have the ambiance of the WW II left over submarines I started on.

Yes the submarine ride is long gone. The remnants are still there (the track the sub ran on and the water), but the mermaids and Captain Nemo's sub have been taken out.

I was thinking along the lines of the 'submarines' described in the book of mormon.

My suggestion for a ride would be more along the lines of the back to the future ride at Universal City where they take you in a car and show you great clips of bom history on the screen. It would be a wonderful fairy tale.

Actually the submarines are still running but with finding nemo themes instead of 20,000 leagues

That gives me a good reason to go to Dizzeyland. I have not been for seven years. We had a 'park hopper' pass. Only way to go.

How about the "Curelom Catapult" or "Barges with Bees"

The Tower of Bullsh!t
The Sewage Flume
Giant Drop (in attendance)
Geriocracy Carousel
Prehistoric Leadership Park
The Apologist (goes around in circles)
Emotional Rollercoaster
The Turmoil (a sign from God)
Trials and Tribulations (test your faith)

ROFL!

The Mists of Darkness: The ride doesn't start until you let go of the iron safety rod. Then, you wander around in complete darkness waiting for the ride to start. After a few minutes, it's over. No refunds.

The Fanny Alger Saloon

A Carousel called Circular Logic.

Pinocchio's Daring-Journey featuring Jeffery Holland

The Jungle Cruise....a visit to upstate New York

Curlemon rides.

Mission to Kolob

Dumb-mo Ride

Haunted House of God -- beware of Holy hitch-hiking ghosts!

"Ammon guards the flocks" (keep your arms inside the coach at all times.)

Dumbo.

There has to be some kind of fairytale princess castle where you meet your prince who then turns into a penisholder forever and ever,

The Holy Ghost train.

The Dodo petting zoo
Double Hill Cumorah coaster
Tapir rides
Slippery Treasure Cave
Steel bow target shooting
Snake Wranglers
Seer Stone skipping pond
Temple of Doom

Occam's Razor Adventure Ride -- a long romp that takes you around to every part of the park and then drops you back off where you started.

Cumorah bobsled ride

Space "in" the Mountain ride

The Tapier Pet Zoo
The Curelom and Cumon Grill

The haunted Temple

The river of doom (a wild 'water' ride where the water has been replaced by beer)

and ofcourse live action figures of all the book of mormon big shots. And Joseph ofcourse..Maybe a 'get your picture taken with the prophit Joseph' oppurtunity.

Just be weary of the dude with the sword who runs around lobbing people's heads off..

Definitely something with the Jaredite Barge theme, wooden saucers being tossed to and fro in a fake ocean, fake dung and fiberglass animals being thrown about with you, with a fake glowing rock in there somewhere.


Oh. I forgot. Somewhere there has to be something involving chicken'n'backpacks, maybe some kind of snack line somewhere.



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A ride that tips you upside down so your money falls out right into the Church's greedy grasp.

Replace Teacups and Saucers ride with..

... Postum Cups and Saucers

Or visit Tomorrow land-Kolob

Or It's a small world Mormonism

Or Visit the ..Martin Wiley Frontierland experience

USS Nephi - Ship goes backward in the storm

Maze to the Kingdoms of Glory - traps may land you in outer darkness

you'll only ride it once.