Hmmmmm... All 13 questions answered yes, means I'm as worthy as Brother Romney? Or, at least as deluded.
Since we're looking at lists of 13 LDS trivia, I'll share my own. Say you are an eighteen year old LDS girl, in Bonneville County, Idaho, in 1960 -- which boys will your parents let you date?
1. Comes from an old Mormon family, went on a mission
Not quite so desirable:
2. He's a returned missionary, but not BIC
Even less acceptable (in rank order):
3. Hasn't gone on a mission yet, but certainly will.
4. Inactive, but has TBM relatives.
5. Jack Mormon who smokes and drinks
6. Gentile who is taking the missionary lessons
7. Gentile who is a Christian, non-drinker, etc.
8. Apostate, who has left the Church, atheist.
9. American Indian, might possibly join the Church
10. Black or Brown Gentile
11. Apostate who has joined a Mormon splinter group
12. Apostate born into an old Mormon splinter group
13. The fallen angel Lucifer.
Oh we'll, at least I wasn't all the way down to #13.
Funny but I disagree Mormons have much of a sense of humor. On the surface, maybe but they take themselves way too seriously to be considered to have great senses of humor. I also am not sure I agree that they are generous with their time and money. Only where the church is concerned and even then, I'm not sure it's generosity as much as they are victims of extortion.