I was thinking of using a funny line from Lucifer, from the Endowment video, as a ring tone, and having my friend call me at a specific time during my disciplinary meeting with my Bishop tonight.

Any suggestions or ideas?

I would go with the line, "You can buy anything in this world with money."

That is EXACTLY the one I was already thinking of, because it literally ALWAYS made me laugh out loud during the endowment.

Michael Ballam's Satan was the only entertaining part of the video.

"What is wanted?"

"I have something to say to these people..."

You can get an app, can't remember what it's called, but it's a fake phone call app. You can set it to ring at a specific time, select any contact in your phonebook who you want the call to appear as coming from, it uses your regular phone function, so you answer and hang up as you would any call and it uses your regular ring tones. Pretty cool actually, great for bad dates too.

"They will be... In my power."

"By what authority?"

HAHA!

I should keep my phone in my hand ready, and as soon as they pronounce the action taken against me, play that sound: "By what authority?!"

Steve, wtf?

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Perfect! After all, the endowment ceremony is the ultimate game of hokey-pokey.

Steve, whatever you're smoking, I want some.

This one should be set to go off in the temple...true order of prayer.

Can you imagine if an ordinance worker had the guts to kneel at the mouth at the altar, and start reciting that song? How long would it take for people to notice, and stop him? It would be the last day he ever worked in the temple.

Return and report!
Let us go down,
We will go down,
pay lay ale,
Oh god hear the words of my mouth,
What is wanted,
You shall be as the gods,
Who told thee thou was naked?

"Who told thee thou was naked?"

This one HAS to be the best one!

I think I have new Windows sounds for my PC.

My current blackberry ringtone is the chorus from an REM song.... of course, very few people realize it's significance to me.

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough

Out of curiosity can I ask why you are voluntarily submitting yourself to this "disciplinary meeting"?

They've been asking for over a year why I don't just have my name removed from the records. The reason why, is because I think being excommunicated would be so much fun. I enjoy the whole process.

Awesome. Now I understand that you are just trying to have some fun with it, If they want you to shake their hands at the end offer them the ole patriarchal grip, that should blow some minds.

Now that they've taught you to be an excellent liar, put those skills to use. It should make the whole thing more interesting.

It would be a true test of their discernment. After all, they're the ones that make that claim. I think you have a right to test it since they insist on judging you. They have none? What a shock.



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"I'm only doing that which has been done in other worlds."

Do please return and report. I hope you squeeze at least one of these as ring tones into the process. Even better if you set a few of them, you know email, text, miscellaneous updates...

laughing, have fun!!!! video it what happens!!! Have your friend call and have him ask you how many green aprons you own, there for st patricks day!

"The serpent beguiled me and I did partake."

"Do you intend to keep all of God's commandments?"

"There will be many willing to preach to you the philosophies of men mingled with scripture."

Let us go down.....


...That's what she said!

"Take some fig leaves and make you aprons. Father will see your nakedness. Quick! Hide!"