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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 13, 2013 03:04AM
Late Night (adult material)

I figured out what "sacred" means to Mormons. It means embarrassing. This is why you don't see Mormons wearing green loincloths and exchanging Mormon gang handshakes in public.

Jesus had to scratch his balls. It was a hundred and ten out with the humidity level of a wino's morning tongue. The Lord of hosts had sweaty chesnuts. He had to hike up the robes and get in there. Dig deep.

You can't say that. Did he just say that?

Mormons have more to be embarrassed about than anyone. Where's the gold Bible? It was took up. Are you gonna be a god? I'll be like unto a god.

But they can't commit to it on TV. It's "sacred."

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Posted by: The Oncoming Storm - bc ( )
Date: March 13, 2013 03:05AM
Re: Late Night (adult material)

"It's not sacred, it's stupid."

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Posted by: fidget ( )
Date: March 13, 2013 06:46AM
Re: Late Night (adult material)

Sacred is as sacred does.

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Posted by: Redwing ( )
Date: March 13, 2013 10:04AM
It give new meaning to 'sacred' = sac red (n/t)


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