I spent over $100 on garments back before Christmas. I was doubting at the time but didn't think I was going to leave. I have $100 in new garments. I was thinking I could wear them as underwear, if I'm in a pinch. I was also thinking maybe I could take them apart and make a sail for one of my kids skateboards or donate them to my daughter's Jr. High for their sewing classes. I'm sure this question has come up before. Ideas?

Stuff them and use them for scarecrows.

If you are where it gets cold, use them as long underwear.

Donate them to Goodwill or give them to a homeless guy.

I volunteered at D.I. back in December and found out that they have a special box for donated garments. They sent them back to Salt Lake (I'm in St. George) and from there, nobody knows what happens. I have a feeling the General Authorities probably sniff the crotches in them.

My friends that worked at that DI told me once she was told that they bleached them and repackaged them. Ewww...

Not sure if I believe that, but it would be gross if they did.



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That actually would explain why every so often you would get a batch that were even more flimsily made then normal.

Threw mine in the dumpster. I figured homeless people could use them LOL.

Wear them especially in a zombie apocalpse. They, the garmies, have special protective powers that will insulate you from bites.

LOL!!! I love "Walking Dead"!

If they are still in those plastic thingies, they can be returned. No receipt necessary.

My nevermo husband has shown his one pair to guests who stop in for cocktails and at bars during happy hour.

I wish I would have kept a pair. People can't believe it when I tell them I had to resign from my church, so I have to show them the letter to prove it. They would have loved to see a pair of magic underwear.

I say keep a pair for show and tell.

grease rags for your shop....if you work on your own mechanical things....

Ron Burr

Next time your "assigned" to clean the church, use them to scrub the toilets and bathrooms.

I have a pair of my brother's that I use for show and tell -- both at parties and at work! As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words!

Garment Sham Wows to wash your car

I gave everything mormon to DI.

Camping trip toilet paper.

If you live in an area with lots of ex-Mormons, you can get together, assemble are your garments, tie them together, then hoist them someplace public in protest, the next time TSCC does something outrages, like next week.

Tie dye them multicolours and dress up as a rainbow for halloween.

I think I'm going to use them to pick up dog crap in my back yard.

Bathmat! LOL!

http://www.the-exponent.com/breathing-new-life-into-old-underwear/

I did keep a pair for show-and-tell, and to remind me that I once thought it was normal and even cool to wear them all the time.

I burned the rest of them in a big pile in my carport, with plenty of lighter fluid. It was very satisfying and cathartic.

Make little cloth voodoo dolls out of them and poke them with pins.

http://www.ehow.com/how_5339161_make-homemade-kite.html

Here is what you do, you make yourself a kite. If you cut the fabric just right, you can have a kite with three of the sacred symbols, flying high overhead. You can then impress your Mormon friends as you do this in a public park, and God fails to zap your lightning rod.

choose your favorite MORmON ASSpostHOLE / general authority/ leader. Find them. Have them deposit the MORmON garment in the appropriate place of their anatomy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75malIL-R6k