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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 09:28PM
TBM 's hate mail re Child of God parody lyrics

Some TBM with a stick up their self-righteous posterior just replied to Child of God parody lyrics section of the Salamander.

I have not looked at this section of website for some time but I must humbly confess that some of the lyrics several of you submitted back then are damn hilarious. Please add some more!

http://www.salamandersociety.com/childofgod/

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Posted by: gentleben ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 09:49PM
Re: TBM 's hate mail re Child of God parody lyrics

Hmm a true child of god talking about castrated rams (wether) and whores (trollop) to defend a parody of a disgusting song... Yeah, that seems pretty biblical I guess.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: March 17, 2013 10:15PM
My submission

I am a child of Bob
And he has smote my rear
Has given me a bruise or two
And caused my sight to smear

Beat me, chide me, then deride me
Tell me I'm no good
Teach me that your God is true
Although misunderstood

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 09:17AM
Thanks donbagley, I added your lyrics to the page. n/t (n/t)


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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 09:33AM
Re: My submission

Good one, Don.

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Posted by: frogdogs ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 10:14AM
+100

Awesome, donbagley -- I needed a good laugh this morning :-D

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Posted by: jl ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 09:28AM
Re: TBM 's hate mail re Child of God parody lyrics

LMAO....

Oh, that just made my day...

Thank you all....

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Posted by: leafonthewind ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 09:40AM
Re: TBM 's hate mail re Child of God parody lyrics

I am a child of Joe
But Mormons forget me
'Cause mommy was fourteen years old
When she conceived me

Heed me, hear me, listen to me
Daddy's not so nice
He said he loved me but how could he
He's only met me twice

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Posted by: 2lazy2login ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 09:55AM
Oh I curse you all...I've got that song stuck in my head now! (n/t)


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Posted by: Mormoney ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 10:09AM
Re: TBM 's hate mail re Child of God parody lyrics

I submitted this one:

I am a child of Brigham Young
one of a score or two
my dad-dy goes out wife shopping
when feeling kind of blue

third ward, fourth ward
even fifth ward
Peggy Sue will do
She's about my sister's age
So shiny young and new

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 19, 2013 11:49AM
Abraham was a lusty snob

Abraham was a lusty snob
And sowed his seeds the rake
Help greed to plunder and con his kids
Before Jesus their hides does chafe
Breed me, chide me, stalk and deride me
Help me lose my pay
Teach me to blunder with his words
And non-members forsake

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