--Same Ol' Papryi Punchline: The Stale Mormon Joke Never Stops--
A BBC interviewer recently stated, on-air, to Mormon apostle Jeffrey Holland:
" . . . Joseph Smith got these ['Book of Abraham'] papyri and he translated them and subsequently Egyptologists cracked the code [and] something completely different came out."
Holland responded:
"All I'm saying is that what God translated, God translated into the word of God. The vehicle for that I do not understand and don't claim to know and know no Egyptian."
("LDS Apostle Jeffrey R. Holland: 'This Man Doesn't Seem Like a Dodo,'" in "The Mormon Candidate," BBC documentary interview with Holland, at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws4vgihE3Q0&feature=youtu.be)
Same ol' spin, same ol' dodge, same ol' appeal to utter nonesense.
Indeed, we've heard it all before. Holland was simply confirming on camera what two other Mormon apostles had already told me in confidence (despite LDS apologists predicatably claiming all these years that I was supposedly making it all up).
Now they've taken their clown show public for all to see.
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--Holland's "Vehicle" or Maxwell's "Catalyst": Take Your Pick--
In a meeting I had with Mormon apostles Dallin Oaks and Neal Maxwell in the offices of the Church Adminstration Building in September 1993, Maxwell observed that, according to "Doctrine and Covenants," Section 7, the "Book of Abraham" was translated by Joseph Smith in 'catalystic fashion.'
Smith, Maxwell claimed, had, in vision, seen parchments from the writings of John the Revelator.
Maxwell said that, likewise, Smith may have also had revealed to him Egyptian parchment which he did not touch, physically hold or from which he did not directly translate.
In other words, Maxwell said, Smith may have been "accessing" an ancient parchment that was not actually with him. Instead, Maxwell proposed, he may have had revealed to him "in some kind of vision" the source from which he then translated the Book of Abraham.
Oaks admitted he did not know how Joseph Smith translated the Book of Abraham. He said, however, that Maxwell's explanation seemed persuasive.
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--Oaks/Maxwell Didn't Know Then and Holland Doesn't Know Now--
Oaks told me he was familiar with the "Egyptian Alphabet and Grammar" that Smith was constructing. I responded by going into brief detail about how Smith, or his scribes, would copy an Egyptian hieroglyph from the parchment into a left-hand column, then apparently from that single hieroglyph, produce a whole series of words and paragraphs.
I noted that the words and dictionary which Smith attached to the facsimiles had absolutely no relationship with the content of the papyri--as indicated and translated by such noted and reputable Egyptologists as Klaus Bauer of the University of Chicago and others.
At this point, Oaks said, "Well, there are some things I just don't understand and just don't know." But, he said, he was willing to put such matters on the shelf 'until further knowledge comes.'
Oaks said the jury was out on the "Book of Abraham" and that we should "wait and see." Oaks admitted that "the scholars" seemed to have evidence 'in their favor,' but that he himself had a "personal witness" that the "Book of Abraham" was true.
Oaks concluded by saying that he does not let evidence "weighted against Joseph Smith on this" persuade him that the "Book of Abraham is not true."
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--Whatever the Explanation, Don't Blame Joseph Smith: Smith Didn't Actually Translate Those "Book of Abraham" Parchments--
Holland said "God," not Smith, translated the "Book of Abraham." That's a new one, since Smith said that he himself did the translating,
Oh, well, moving on.
As to Maxwell, while acknowledging that Smith's former scribe Warren Parrish and Mormon hymn composer W. W. Phelps (of "The Spirit of God Like a Fire is Burning" fame) were at one point about ready to leave the Church, Maxwell told me, "Don't pounce on Joseph Smith."
Maxwell said, in fact, that the work of Parrish and Phelps on the "Book of Abraham" manuscript helped bolster the argument that the Egyptian funerary texts were not the actual parchments used by Joseph Smith in his translation of the "Book of Abraham"--or that Joseph Smith was even the author of the four extant manuscripts of the "Book of Abraham."
In support of that position, Maxwell handed me a FARMS review, written by Michael D. Rhodes, of Charles M. Larson's book, ". . . By His Own Hand upon Papyrus: A New Look at the Joseph Smith Papyri" (Grand Rapids: Institute for Religious Research, 1992, p. 240 pp., illustrated).
On closer examination of the paper on which Rhodes review was photocopied, I determined the review originated with FARMS. It was printed on fax paper bearing the acronym "F.A.R.M.S," along with the "FAX" date of "09/09/93." It also bore a dispatch time of '1:55' and a B.Y.U.-area phone number of "378 3724."Clearly, Maxwell had solicited the assistance of FARMS. in preparing for my discussions with him and Oaks.
Maxwell had highlighted in yellow the following excerpt from Rhodes' article:
"First of all, none of these manuscripts of the '[B]ook of Abraham' is in Joseph Smith's handwriting. They are mostly in the handwriting of William W. Phelps, with a few short sections written by Warren Parrish. Nowhere in the documents is Joseph Smith designated as the author. Moreover, the Egyptian characters in the left-hand margin were clearly written in after the English text had been written. These cannot be the working papers of a translation process. Instead, Phelps and Parrish seemed to have copied down the text of the '[B]ook of Abraham' and were then attempting to correlate that translation with some of the scrolls in the Church's possession. These documents are most likely that preliminary stage of investigation and exploration the Lord prescribed in D&C 9:8 to 'study it out in your mind.' The Lord expects us to first do all we can to understand something (and in the process discover our own limitations) before we seek for direct revelation from him. This is what Phelps and Parrish were apparently doing, although their efforts were short-lived and unsuccessful. In fact these same men shortly after this began to turn away from the Prophet Joseph and fell into apostasy. If they had been parties to some fraudulent process of producing the '[B]ook of Abraham,' they would surely have denounced Joseph Smith for this, but they never did.?
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--Holland Says He's Not a "Dodo" and Maxwell Says the Mormon Church Is Not a "Jerkwater Organization"--
Holland said to the BBC interviewer:
“ . . . Well, I’ve met people and, uh, if people want to call us a cult, they can call us a cult . . . and you can call us a cult. But we are 14 million and growing.
"And, uh, I’d like to think your respect for me would be enough to know that this man [gesturing to himself] doesn’t seem like a dodo.”
Responding to criticism of the "Book of Abraham's" authenticity, Maxwell declared, "We will not twist or oscillate every time we come across new evidence. The Church is not a jerkwater organization."
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--Conclusion: Divert to the Illusion--
Contrary to the original insistence by Joseph Smith himself, today's apologizing apostles have earnestly attempted to distance themselves and the Mormon Church from the notion that the Egyptian papyri purchased by Smith were the actual documents from which the "Book of Abraham" was actually translated.
Rather than having managed a direct translation from the papyri, they say that, instead, Smith may have used them as a prompt of some sort to connect to a vision that revealed the meaning of the papyri's hieroglyphics through dreamily viewing papyri that Smith didn't actually have in his physical possession.
As to the supposed translation of the "Book of Abraham" papyri via that creative "Egyptian Alphabet and Grammar," the modern apostolic claim is now being peddled that Smith cannot be held responsible on this score--rather, it was his scribes--not Smith--who went down that road of alphabet soup and, besides, they were just experimenting, not recording any kind of actual translation.
OK, then. If this mumbo-jumbo for dumbos doesn't give you a burning in the bosom, what possibly could?
Let's further summarize:
Mormon Church apostle Maxwell summed up the child-like dependence of Mormon Church apostles on designated apologists to make their case for the supposedly "one and only true Church," with the following confession to me:
"We're grateful for FARMS because they protect us on the flank.'" Maxwell told me that FARMS, in fact, had been given the express mission of not letting the Church become outflanked."
Fast forward to 2012.
Mormon Church apostle Holland tells the world that he's not a "dodo" but that he can't explain how "God" (not Joseph Smith) pulled off a translation of the "Book of Abraham" papyri that fails to match up in any way with what's actually written on those papyri.
Maybe the Mormon Church is getting so desperate in its dodo defenses of its made-up "Book of Abraham," that's it's decided it's now time to blame God.
Hell, why not, up til now they've been blaming everyone else:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZgVRJ-H8UEdited 22 time(s). Last edit at 03/29/2012 07:12PM by steve benson.