The nerve of the cult of call those stupid classes "Seminary", when it's nothing more than severely watered down bullshit that a 9 year old in Catechism would become bored with.
I can't believe I missed the first three threads but let me add my 2 cents. The funniest thing about the cult is that we are able to fill 3 threads-full of ridiculous things that they do and there is no end in sight. There is really no bottom to the outhouse that is Mormonism.
When I first started posting here, I compared finding out the truth about Mormonism was like mucking out an outhouse but no matter how much you shoveled, there was always more crap below. The mental image of the seat extension made me laugh because that is so representative of Mormonism.
That anti-intellectual, uneducated, anti-theology cretin counseling people, & people taking his word seriously without another thought. Yes, it's very sad, but it's very funny too.
When I visited saltlake catholic church and said how could they give me a sandwich when mormons dont they said the mormon church gives them money to help the poor. But I thought how lazy but the old mormon saying lds is for spiritual matters and others churches for temporal matters like taking care of the starving etc..
"Why isn't Sister So&So taking the Sacrament? She must be sinning." Without thinking that Sister So&So might have celiac disease, & no one will listen to her to let her have sacrament with gluten free bread.
Resveratol in wine is a sin. Antioxidants in coffee are a sin. Large quantities of sugar are OK - better yet if they come in caffeinated sodas!
Lacy underwear, two-piece bathing suits, and exposed shoulders are terrible ideas. Plastic underwear that causes heatstroke in desert climates is a good idea.
Any TBM who professes to be "liberal", "intellectual, "free thinker", or a "feminist". Why in the hell are you in a racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-intellectual cult?
When a boy speaking for his mission farewell gets up and says all the good things the church has done for his life, and none of it even matters.
"I don't have earrings and tattoos. I don't swear. I've never tasted alcohol. I don't have crazy dress and grooming. I don't drink tea or coffee. I don't watch R rated movies ..."
I witnessed this first hand. I'm not just making the scenario up.
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Every Member is a Missionary, but you can only be friends or hang out with Mormons.
Your children must have only Mormon friends. It does NOT matter that the Mormon kids are lying,promicuous,underage drinking, ciagarette smoking, and toking pot heads....they are Mormons from "Good Mormon families" (BIC) and they should be your teenager's friends!
But the Catholic and Protestent kids who are honest, get good grades, hang out together doing fun activities that do not involve breaking the law or impairing their good judgement are evil because they are Non Members!!!!!!!So your child is being evil for having non-member friends! What a bad parent you are!
You also cannot talk to, or have anything to do with anyone unless they are members of the TSCC. No exceptions!
What's really funny is that my nevermo druggie crowd in HS treated me better & even my mom better than any of the kids at church. They always chatted with her if they ran into her at the mini-mart, were always polite. By that time, she knew that if I was going to use drugs, I would have been using them already, so she wasn't worried about that.
The druggie kids at church however, which were mainly Jackmos with TBM parents, they were actually looked down up on by the whole ward.