Posted by:
sparkyguru
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Date: April 18, 2013 07:46AM
oh that I were as cool as the cucumber in the the fridge, oh that I could give of the chill freely. so many have yet to discover the light one gets by simply opening the door. my soul aches to share of the ice! the great one of koolob wants all to come unto it. let their cups be filed with ice! let their drinks be chilled! let their meat be preserved!
the veggie is healthy and I ask you who doth preserve the veggie for thee, is it not the fridge? who doth bring thee sustenance, is it not the tall one humming in the corner?
verily I say unto you I know that cheese sliced will quench your hunger and help you avoid those deadly carbs! and when thy dinner is done, the fridge will give the just deserts for it keepeth a holy of holies in or near it where the sacrament of creamy ice is kept. when ye are depressed I would that ye partake of this 'ice cream' and see does it not fill thy soul with joy? does it not tingle thy taste and make a dark day bright?
thus saith the fridge, "learn to will the chill, share the ice and all the world will be cool!"
ramen