Yes, but it wasn't in the chapel so that is ok, right? OR should I ask "Was that wrong?"
THis reminds me of a Sienfeld episode where George has sex with the cleaning lady on his desk at work. When the boss confronts him he says "was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If I knew that sort of thing was frowned upon... "
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If this were an ex catholic priest site, this page would be full. Unfortunately, the main spot of 'transgression' would have been the glory hole in the confessional.
As a boy, I jacked off in the church bathroom once, but that's all. I'm sure that's been done quite a bit. As I remember, it was just to release my little factory's safety valve after sitting in SM and ogling a pretty classmate who kept showing a lot of heavenly thigh.
Cupcake licking on sacrament bench was the result of a lost bet..... I would have of won either way. She just won first...It was a lick and stick type of adventure...
Muffin buttering...Our stage had a leather couch that us priests controlled during dances. I would always ask my crush of the night if she wanted to go for a walk.... If she said yes I would take her for a shortcut across the stage behind the curtain....Usually they would play all prudish and say no, but every once in a while I got lucky....
Behind the landscape shed and the building...Our Church backed up to a Hay field and no body ever went on that side of the building...Both times it was the same young women from the sacrament bench....IDK Some people......
Back of the Bishops Car.... She was a Beehive, I was a teacher. She put her hand in my pants so I put my hand in her pants....She was very over developed for her age and only a year younger than me.....
Mrs. Schlock tells me tales of bumping & grinding with her paramour on the chapel pews after MIA was over (wasn't that on Wednesday evenings?). She says she was never caught, however, she tells me the bishop did catch her and her boyfriend smoking a joint outside. She says she was so discombobulated and embarrassed that all she could think to do was to hold out the lit joint to the bishop, and ask "Want a hit?"
I was too much a nerd to ever have that kind of fun in high school.
Sigh.
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If you are going to repent for having sex in the church building on this thread then you must follow strict LDS rules and give complete details including your thoughts before, during and after and any and all physical actions.
If you do, I will forgive you if you promise to it again.
So I went through a phase where I didn't want to sit through sacrament mtg but my parents said I had to listen, so I would go into the overflow, which never got opened, and would sit/sleep in the dark with the speaker volume on low (my dad had checked once or twice). So anyway, a girl came in one Sunday from the ward and though I don't remember what started it, I do remember how far it had progressed. I was on my back and she was on top of me with her dress draped over me. She made a few quick moves and got my pants opened up. Just then the partition handle on the gym side slammed down, light streamed in and a guy with a little kid from the other ward was standing there in the opening, ten feet away. He covered the kid's eyes and grabbed him while closing the partition. We froze, then escaped out one of the side doors. It was a rush but I was scared to death about getting in trouble.
PS. To his credit, that guy never told my parents but the girl got feeling guilty at some point and confessed, so the bishop got me in the end. I've always wondered with a little guilt what the kid thought and what the dad must have told him.