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Posted by: Hayduke ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 12:55AM

I have it on good authority that the temple cleaning crews have to continually replace crystals from the chandeliers. Seems stealing souvenirs from the lawrd's house isn't dishonest enough for maintaining a good Mormon temple access card.

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Posted by: Rick ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 12:13PM

...I would buy one off Ebay if they were available........

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Posted by: kmackie ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 12:43PM

I too heard this from a temple worker in the preston temple around 6 years ago,more so the crystal droplets from wall lights,one was taken from the bride's room.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 12:51PM

I guess you could say who can blame them?

"I paid for this damn temple and I'm taking a little bit of it home!"

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Posted by: Chloe ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 01:20PM

If they have a temple recommend I'd say they paid enough in tithes to own part of the temple.

Let them take home a crystal. geez.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 01:21PM

Don't people need ladders to reach these things ?

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 01:54PM

You know those temple experiences that are too sacred to talk about? They include Jesus appearing and giving crystals to his favorite people. "Shhhh," says Jesus. "Don't tell anyone about this."

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Posted by: kj ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 02:01PM

Stray Mutt Wrote:
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> You know those temple experiences that are too
> sacred to talk about? They include Jesus appearing
> and giving crystals to his favorite people.
> "Shhhh," says Jesus. "Don't tell anyone about
> this."


OMG.................this is classic. Luv it. SHHHHHHHHHH

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Posted by: kj ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 02:03PM


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Posted by: 3X ( )
Date: June 03, 2013 09:50AM

<snort> Getting a crystal from Jesus is the next best thing to the Second Anointing. Certainly it is more tangible ...

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 02:01PM

They should just sell them in the gift shop and cut their losses.

They could be engraved with that day's temple names, hanging in neat rows marked Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday . . .

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 02:02PM

LOL!

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Posted by: dot ( )
Date: June 01, 2013 02:43PM

maybe they think they can use them as their own seer stones / urim & thummim



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2013 02:43PM by dot.

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Posted by: earlyrm ( )
Date: June 03, 2013 10:07AM

no need to do that! they'll get there own planet in the next life, which will literally be a urim & thummin, (whatever THAT means O_o) Seriously, how do they come up with this doctrine?

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Posted by: enoughenoch19 ( )
Date: June 04, 2013 04:03AM

Well the locker rooms in the temple have actual locks.....can't trust anybody these latter days.

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Posted by: happyhollyhomemaker ( )
Date: June 04, 2013 09:47PM

I always wondered about that....if no dishonest person may enter, then why the hell do I have to lock up my skirt and blouse??
Then I figured it out: the inverted stars/pentagrams on the temple aren't working at keeping out the trolls!! Damn trolls! Sneaking in, stealing people's ugly church clothes, crystals from chandeliers, oil, pens, temple stationary...trolls will steal anything, even if it's ugly and made of polyester.

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Posted by: DonQuijote ( )
Date: June 04, 2013 04:07AM

This reminds me of the Snow White Disneyland ride. The workers there sometimes have to replace the apple that's glued to the witches hand several times a day. I took it once, but I hurt my leg on the stupid rails. Never thought to snag me a crystal. Anyone have a temple recommend I can borrow for a day? Please?

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Posted by: the one and only ( )
Date: June 04, 2013 09:38AM

Are you male or female and can you snag me a crystal also?

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Posted by: fudley ( )
Date: June 04, 2013 11:24PM

Sounds like I need to get some crystals and sell them on ebay ;)

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Posted by: exbishfromportland ( )
Date: June 05, 2013 01:49AM

I think you can use them as a urim...or maybe it's a thummim...

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