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Posted by: beyondashadow ( )
Date: June 19, 2013 09:41PM
How many difficulties can be resolved with CORRECT LABELING?

How much of the confusion and consternation surrounding our LDS foibles is simply the result of INCORRECT LABELING?

Let's have some fun thinking of the INCORRECT LABELS around us and substituting CORRECT LABELS.

"I teach them INCORRECT LABELS and they confuse themselves." ?

INCORRECT: Worldwide Church of Jesus Christ
CORRECT: Global Business Exploiting Gullibility Without Borders

INCORRECT: Living Prophet
CORRECT: Living for Profit, Non-Prophet Corp.

INCORRECT: Servant of the Lord
CORRECT: Self-serving at the Morg

INCORRECT: We know the TRUTH!
CORRECT: We got screwed BLUTH!

INCORRECT: I am a Child of God
CORRECT: Why am I treated like a Dog?

INCORRECT: Every member a missionary.
CORRECT: Every member a janitor.

INCORRECT: Lengthen your stride.
CORRECT: Lengthen your member.

INCORRECT: Remember who you are and act accordingly.
CORRECT: Remember who you are and fart through corduroy.

You dudes and dudettes can top my lame attempts. Go for it!

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