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Posted by: Fetal Deity ( )
Date: June 24, 2013 04:46AM
Every Investigator a Janitor!

Is it true that at the end of every Mormon chapel tour, unsuspecting non-members will be asked to experience real life as a Mormon?

"Why don't you grab a toilet brush and 'come follow me,' Mr. Brown?"

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Posted by: omreven ( )
Date: June 24, 2013 05:15AM
Re: Every Investigator a Janitor!

This will be your service to the Lord, and some of the sisters have had troubles getting their sanitary items in the bin. The Lord will be pleased if you deal with that, thanks. Don't forget your tithing.

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Posted by: Surrender Dorothy ( )
Date: June 24, 2013 05:18AM
Re: Every Investigator a Janitor!

That's not the Tidy Bowl man, Mr. Brown. That's Mormon Jesus floating by to let you know he's well-pleased with your scrubbing skills and to ask you to commit to baptism. You wouldn't want to be baptized in a dirty baptismal font, would you? Now grab that scrub brush and let's hie to the font to get it bright and shiny for your dunking.

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Posted by: Becca ( )
Date: June 24, 2013 08:15AM
Re: Every Investigator a Janitor!

You guys are hysterical!

I can't stop giggling behind my laptop and am starting to get funny looks from family members!

LOL

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Posted by: Anonymous User ( )
Date: June 24, 2013 08:18AM
Re: Every Investigator a Janitor!

"This is the Chapel, and this is the..."
"Excuse me."
"Yes, what is it?"
"These envelopes and slips, what are they for?"
"Well, those are tithing slips."
"Why are their so many different options? Do you split your tithing across them?"
"Ehm, well, err, shall we move on?"
"Excuse me."
"Yes, what is it?"
"Why are those little children scrubbing the floor?"
"Ehm, well, err, shall we move on?"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/24/2013 08:19AM by Stumbling.

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Posted by: Hasteningthework ( )
Date: June 24, 2013 09:34AM
Re: Every Investigator a Janitor!

Why are there no windows in your chapels and they are only

lighted by artificial light?.....hmmmm

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