Posted by:
Skunk Puppet
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Date: March 15, 2011 01:13PM
We've read on these boards how Utah is the epi-center of all sorts of scams, MLM schemes, etc.
Apparently, the Amish are likewise susceptible, too, and here are the signs you are involved in an Amish scam:
5. "So I send thee but a single quilt, and in a fortnight I shalt receive a multitude of quilts?"
4> Your "miracle Amish fireplace" runs on electricity rather than repressed sexual energy.
3> "This missive states that the writer is the son of one Daniel Proctor, of Lancaster County, and that he needs help moving 28.8 million loaves of bread. He is willing to give me 10%, if I would only allow him the use of my barn."
2> Thanks to those "male enhancement pills," you can't go anywhere without tripping over your beard.
1> You just got invited to your neighbor's pyramid raising.