I can't belief that bitch Emma pushed me!
Doesn't she know I'm pregnant with his baby?
I hope Joseph's baby will be ok?
Is the urgent care open after hours?
Too bad Obama care won't be available for another few hundred years.

15 minutes will save me 15% on my buggy insurance.

She was thinking,

I can't wait till JS dies so I can hitch my train to Brigham's wagon. His first wife is cool with it.

Oooh...Oh my God, like that is so rude Emma

Thoust hast pushed me for the last timeth, Emma

I may be sloppy 2nd's, but I'm still skinnier than Emma, that's proly why she just pushed me. She's fat, I'm not.

JHC..I am going to eff her up.

I forgive her. She is not herself today. Heavenly Father bless my sister wife Emma that she will accept this Eternal union that I have with her husband.

Joseph lied, he said she liked threesomes.

Maybe she wasn't a virgin and god was trying to destroy her through his hand-maiden Emma.

Verily, verily this is true because I said the word verily twice.

Maybe I should not fornicate with a married man?

let us gooo doooooownnnn, plop.

Oh oh, I think she knows i've been doing her husband.

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Oops. Wrong thread.

I have a friend who named her little girl Eliza..... after miss snow.

This was before I knew about all this stuff, and so I say to her, "is the next one gonna be Emma?" She says, "oh no.....Emma pushed Eliza down the stairs for becoming one of Josephs plural wives!"

Well, ok then.

Perhaps she'll name the next one Fanny, since she likes naming her daughters after JS's brides.



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Oh!Ow!Sh-t!Ow!Oh!Damn!

"I can't believe I fell for this guy."

Unfortunately, that was her last lucid thought. The fall resulted in a concussion that skewed her thinking for the rest of her life.

Did any of Brigham's wives toss other hos down the stairs?

"Damn. That was some hard wood."

wtf?!

;o)

Truth reflects upon our senses;
Early home reveals to some.
If more wives should cause offenses;
Woe to them by whom they come!

Judge not, that ye be not judged,
Was the counsel Jesus gave;
Measure given, large or grudged,
Just the same, you must receive.


So There Emma put that in you hymn book!