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Posted by: squeebee ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 12:59PM

My son lost a tooth last night, so excited to see he money this morning, he can't wait to pay tithing on it.

From one imaginary figure to another...

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 01:01PM

didn't push that off on us as kids. Maybe that is why 4 of my 6 siblings are out--because they weren't over the top.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 02:47PM

How is his tooth money increase if he had to loose a tooth to get it? Seems to me he's breaking even and none of the money belongs to his imaginary friend.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 02:53PM

tell him the tooth fairy was going to pay him double until the fairy found out about tithing.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 03:04PM

Tell him the tooth fairy already took out the money for the tithing for him.

It was decided in the Heavenly Council Meeting of Imaginary Beings that the tooth fairy and Santa have to prepay to have membership in the Imaginary Committee of Imaginary Beings.

Better yet, put the tooth itself in the tithing envelope with a note that says, "We're getting Billy in the habit of giving his teeth to the church for when they might have gold fillings the church can take to build temples."

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Posted by: Kendal Mint Cake ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 05:56PM

Brainwashing little ones to believe they have to pay to go to Heaven. Sick.

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 08:12PM

I'm not a parent but I would guess that helping a child figure out on their own that the tooth fairy is not real might be a great thing for them to learn.

A new wee tool in their BS Detection Kit.

BTW, how much is a molar going for nowadays?

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 08:49PM

When my kids lost teeth, I put the money under their pillows.

I was the TEETH (I have all my teeth) FAIRY (I've always been a fairy).

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Posted by: exdrymo ( )
Date: August 18, 2013 09:47PM

Sheesh...

Give him a fishbowl full of guppies for his birthday. As they multiply, have him take every 10th baby and plop it on the Bishop's desk.

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