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Date: August 27, 2013 03:51AM
My favorite experience as a Mormon, was when the bride and groom burst out laughing during their sealing ceremony, and they could not stop! I was dying! I covered my watering eyes with a kleenex, and tried to control my breath, but I was in spasms. I prayed not to snort--oh, Lord, don't let me snort! I just stared at the wall.
What happened was that before we went into the sealing room, the bride and groom were laughing in the hallway, and decided that they both looked so funny in the temple clothes, that they could NOT look at each other at all. The bride was tiny, and they matrons had covered her pretty wedding dress with a large dickey collar, and long sleeves. The sleeves hung down about 3 inches below her hands. The groom was a professional comedian, and had a very expressive face. The couple did OK, until it was time to kneel at the altar, and the bride tripped on the long robe, and fell to the side, which caused her headdress and veil to slip forward and hang around her neck in front like a bib. She tried to put the veil hat back on her head, but her sleeves were too long, and she couldn't grasp it. When she pulled it up, she grabbed the dickey with it, so everything was on her head, and she couldn't see. The groom let himself smile wide, but kept the noise of his laughter to just quick, short breaths, and he had to look away. The little bride managed to kneel, and the officiator asked them to hold hands across the altar in the patriarchal grip, but all the groom could get hold of was her sleeve, which made both of them giggle again, and the officiator pulled up her sleeve and helped them, and began the very brief ceremony. Then, he told them to look each other in the eye. They would not. The officiator repeated again, to look each other in the eye, and they looked each other in the eye, and they both laughed out loud! It probably was for only a few seconds, but it seemed longer. I heard a snuffle from my daughter, sitting next to me, and I could see her body shaking with laughter, out the corner of my eye.
Afterwards, we could smile and have tears in our eyes--tears of joy--and congratulate them. When the bride apologized, I told her that my mother got the giggles at her wedding, too, when she saw my father wearing that silly baker's hat.
I would have been so much better off, if I could have just laughed at the cult, and had never taken it so seriously.