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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 24, 2013 02:32PM
What happens when you leave Mormonism

http://www.standard.net/stories/2013/08/21/big-tipper-5000-1000-tips-left-two-ogden-bars
You immediately start bar hopping as you gravitate to alcoholism before moving onto crack cocaine and then heroine and leaving 10 percent of your income as a tip instead of "giving it to The Lord."

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Posted by: Red ( )
Date: August 24, 2013 02:49PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

Yes, seems like a newly-freed exmo is celebrating and showering thanks upon those who serve alcohol in Utah.

Upsetting that even Joseph Smith enjoyed alcohol but somehow Mormons aren't allowed to anymore. I can understand the frustration of needing a chemical release from the tedium of life, but not being allowed to have it.

He's freeeee!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 24, 2013 04:59PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

Zero....one day my name was on the official record...and then the next day it wasn't...supposedly...maybe...how would I know for sure...

Ron Burr

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Posted by: David Jason ( )
Date: August 24, 2013 05:02PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

You end up, face down in a ditch, of course :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/24/2013 05:02PM by David Jason.

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Posted by: squeebee ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 11:11AM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

Your whole life turns into the lyrics from "Jolene"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AsjT5Zx3vw

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Posted by: ramonglyde ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 08:07AM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

You forgot my personal favorite, you start producing porn in the basement.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 11:05AM
That or Meth

Or if you are just as industrious not as a bee in the Mormon hive you produce porn, meth, and grow pot.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 03:06PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

YOu achieve INNER PEACE

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Posted by: DishyDoodle ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 03:10PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

This!

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Posted by: releve ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 03:10PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

As usual, I'm a late bloomer. I don't even drink coffee yet. I haven't changed my wardrobe. I do shop on Sunday. I'm sure it's a slippery slope from there.

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 03:23PM
Re: What happens when you leave Mormonism

People who haven't spoke to you in years suddenly are very interested in you and what you're doing.

To hear someone at church tell it, you suddenly have a very interesting life.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 27, 2013 03:26PM
It is true

My life became much more interesting to me post-Mormon.

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