Posted by:
jiminycricket
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Date: September 11, 2013 11:40AM
In reference to the story above at:
http://www.lds.org/new-era/1980/04/magdalena-katalena-hoopensteiner-walleniner-hokum-mokum-pokum-was-her-nameHow could this be in the Ensign? It's a stupid article. I read it and remembered where all the quoted silly lyrics originated.
Here's a bit of trivia history:
I remember back in the late 1960's-early 1970's some of my siblings came back from their annual Mormon summer girl's camp. They would goof-off around the house, or in the car and would sing the songs they had learned from their inspired week in the mountains. One such song was a ridiculous tune that made no sense -- and those phrases have stuck with me ever since. I can still sing the tune.
<Verse>
She had two hairs on the top of her head,
One was a-live and the o-ther was dead.
<Chorus>
Sing-a Rat-a-len-a, Kat-a-len-a, hoo-pen-stein-er wal-len,
Sing-a ho-kum, mo-kum, po-kum was her name.
<Verse>
She had two lips like a hot dog wien-er,
She used them like a vac-uum clean-er.
<Chorus>
Sing-a Rat-a-len-a, Kat-a-len-a, hoo-pen-stein-er wal-len,
Sing-a ho-kum, mo-kum, po-kum was her name.
<Verse>
She had two teeth in the front of her mouth,
One point-ed north and the o-ther point-ed south.
<Chorus>
Sing-a Rat-a-len-a, Kat-a-len-a, hoo-pen-stein-er wal-len,
Sing-a ho-kum, mo-kum, po-kum was her name.
<Verse>
She had two hips like bat-tle ships,
One stood still while the o-ther took dips. (not quoted in the Ensign article above)
<Chorus>
Sing-a Rat-a-len-a, Kat-a-len-a, hoo-pen-stein-er wal-len,
Sing-a ho-kum, mo-kum, po-kum was her name.
EDIT: I think the correlation of all church material (even appropriate camp songs) eventually sunk this tune and replaced it with "Follow the Profit." Back in those days the Morg's scripted indoctrination procedures hadn't really taken shape. Those were the good ole days when "crazy" was fun at church.
Edited 5 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2013 11:49AM by jiminycricket.