Posted by:
themaster
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Date: October 17, 2013 05:07PM
I used to simply be called a Less Active Member. Which actually was true since I was a whole lot less active than active. Maybe 99.9999999999999999 percent (%) less active than active.
Now I learn I am called a Returning Member with all the same benefits a new member receives. If I were to attend Stake Conference for example, I would be allowed to sit in the first few rows (pews) with the new members and so would my HT's, VT's and even the Missionaries. They (my support staff) would all be treated so very special if I would just go to Stake Conference. Such a big difference between the words Less Active and Returning Member. What I really want is Valet Parking with an assigned parking spot. I would need a massaging easy chair to sit in instead of a pew.
Who in their right mind would want to attend a stake conference? I would rather be on the beach, taking a shlt even pulling thorns out of my ass than attend anything TSCC offers.
Returning Member - My ASS. Saw the Truth - Never to Return is a better title.
My Tardis is better than your Tardis. I have a swimming pool. It used to be called a baptismal font but it is too large to piss in.
THE MASTER