It must be pretty nice- you would get top-of-the-line medical care, free travel to anywhere in the world, a nice office with a window view, an unaudited credit card with no limit, apologists willing to defend any stupid thing you say, 24-hour security, special perks for your family, and millions of worshippers crying at your feet.
All you have to do is give a regurgitated talk twice per year and attend special events like temple dedications.
Sounds like quite the life if you're a good liar and don't care about your honor.
Mr. Mac my ass!!!! They all wear Armani, Canali, and bespoken hand sewn tailored suits from Hong Kong. They all wear $300+ shoes and have expensive shirts and ties.
Believe me on this. The credit card gets looked at. Not closely, and when, umm, dubious purchases and transactions are discovered, nothing happens except the poor guy who makes sure no one is ripping off the lords money, yeah, he has to deal with his cognitive issues about burying stuff. So not accountable, but reconciled would be more accurate. One day. One day.