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TBM
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Date: November 15, 2013 10:14AM
I believe a church should be a place where one feels comfortable and safe.
In the LDS church they teach a lot about "inner beauty". And how no matter how ugly of a shit you happen to be, you are still beautiful.
The LDS church also teaches about chasity and waiting for marriage to have sex. Thus successfully only having one sexual partner in your life.
With these two teachings i conclude that LDS church is perfect for those people that are ugly as sin and/or have a small penis (only having one sexual partner would decrease the opportunities of embarrassment for having a small penis).
And since i fit into both of those groups, the church is true. Fuck all of the haters.