No joke, I was told that before having sex it was important to show respect for the holy garments of the priesthood I was wearing by not letting them touch the floor and carefully folding them and placing them gently upon a table or dresser. Allowing garments to fall to the floor was a sign of disrespect. I did not know I was wearing the flag of the holy priesthood. Any pole jokes?

That is the dumbest rule i've yet to hear. Really?
How about flinging them in the air and letting them hang from the chandelier?

my mom used to laugh piss in hers and fart...sorry Jesus!

Lol.... good thing I'm not wearing garments right now, cause that made me laugh REALLY hard!

Like you said, it's material you purposely lay upon your genitals...not a fucking flag

funny ass sh8t!!!!!

Wait..... You take them off before sex. I thought they were to always be worn and kids we conceived through the garment.

I actually just wadded and tossed. I was about to get laid.

This is more or less official church policy, as stated in Handbook 2 21.1.42:

http://www.lds.org/handbook/handbook-2-administering-the-church/selected-church-policies?lang=eng#21.1.42

They shouldn't be worn or hanging up in view of people who don't understand their meaning.

HELLO! People. Stop wearing those freak things in front of your kids. You're traumatizing them. Nothing is worse than seeing your parents parade around in garments. UGH.

The other thing that caught my attention. Mend them. What? I thought you weren't supposed to do anything that may alter them in any way. Mending is altering.

Nevermind that I lopped 5 inches off the legs of all my G's. I laid them on top of DH's and cut them the same length. We're the same height. His were 5 inches shorter. I have a machine that put the same edge back on after I cut it off. I then put a zig zag mark on the knee. God did not appear and strike me dead. In fact, he was probably laughing if he was paying any attention at all.

One case where ending is better than mending.

My SIL has now taken 2 pics of hubby with kid in his G top, and posted to FB, where you can clearly see the symbols and they are TBM...

Interesting cause I am in the service industry, and I often saw angel shorts tossed behind bdrm doors, tossed on the bath floor, thrown here and there, and lets not even mention that laundry mountain in the laundry room where angel shorts are wedged in and around it. Hmmn?

"not letting them touch the floor and carefully folding them and placing them gently upon a table or dresser"

That describes my ex-wife perfectly!

And - IMMEDIATELY afterwards - she had to put them right back on, before satan overtook her with evil, erotic thoughts.

She was crazy...

A ridiculous rule mostly because I've always found it completely impossible to neatly fold garments, especially the corban kind.

Heh heh, let me assure you this little former molly mormon - did NOT do that. As far as I can remember they used to end up somewhere at the end of the bed, under the covers or rolled up under the pillow. Too much info?? Sorry Heh heh heh!!