Posted by:
behindcurtain
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Date: January 03, 2014 05:02AM
Thanks to my Mormon upbringing, I'm pretty cluess about finding women to sleep with.
I have an idea: maybe I can start by sleeping with gay men although I'm straight.
This idea isn't as crazy as it sounds. Sleeping with gay men could eventually lead to sleeping with women. If you're new at something, start learning the basics. Start with easy classes. Go to kindergarten if you have to.
There are plenty of people in the gay community who could give me the lowdown on sleeping with women. After I get the hang of sleeping with women, I can leave the gay community. But the gay community would be very helpful to start out with.
Several gay men have found me very attractive. All I need to do is close my eyes and jump! I might not even need to have sex with them. Maybe just kissing and cuddling would be enough. I don't want to get STDs. Plenty of gay men marry women, so it can be done. I really don't know if I will ever do this. It's just an idea. But it's worth thinking about, and it is an idea that Mormons would definitely dismiss without any thought at all.