Good try, friend. Let me give it a shot, just for fun.
F (we all know a good word to put here, ending in "ing.")
A (we all know another good word, hyphenated, to put here.)
I (uhhhh, I like "Inane" or in this case "inanely")
R (uhhhh, ridiculous?)
As in "F*ing A**oles Inanely Ridiculous"
I'll keep trying.
In all "fair"ness, they have impossible jobs. What a holey boat to keep afloat. Plus, with that job, every time another piece of truth comes out, they have to come up with a way to discredit the researcher, find a route to plausibility AND bear their testimony all in the same paper. Since the only acceptable outcome for an apologist when a believer asks a question is for the believer continue having a testimony, they are left with that one formula. Second verse, same as the first.