"We Thank Thee, O Fraud, I'm Your Profit"

We thank thee, O Fraud, I'm your profit,
Who's lied us through days where it pays,
We thank thee, O Fraud, for the pockets
We've lightened by Tom Monson's ways.

We thank thee for every essay,
Put out by anonymous hands,
We feel all the pressures of history,
And vow more b.s. for the scam.

With bright piles of money before us,
The sheep must pay more or they'll die,
No fraud-filing courts will detour us,
As we know what our bribery will buy,

We doubt not the members are stupid,
They've proved it in days that are past.
The judges in Britain who fight us
Will surely get kicked in the ass.

We'll invest more in malls and more ranchland,
Build temples by day and by night,
Repeat our notorious fables,
And baptize the ones who aren't bright,

So on with the lies and deception,
The smiles and the prayers are for show,
For us who will gain from corruption,
There's always more profits to grow.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/22/2014 03:34AM by Susan I/S.

Pure gold, thanks for the laughs.

What an awesome rendition of that familiar crazy music... Everytime I hear my family sing at the top of their lungs with that song I have to cover my ears. Hate that song with a passion.

Lyrics are fun when well done.

such talent, thanks!

I needed some good laughter to start my day.

Thanks!

Ha ha ha! We thank thee, oh writer, for the laughs!