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Hold Your Tapirs
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Date: April 22, 2014 09:43AM
I had a family dump us once on the mission, we thought they were golden and we couldn't figure out what went wrong. My companion, with his head held low, then tells me he thinks he knows what happened. He tells me he masturbated the previous night and that these people dumped us because he didn't have the spirit. He felt like sh!t. I actually started laughing and told him that there's no way God would have this family change their mind just because he spanked the monkey. I told him to lighten up and to not worry about it, let's just move on.
The crazy things Mormons think...