Maybe Mormonism is a cult.


Jesus wants me for a __________.
Present him at the veil and his request shall be _________.
Has it a name? Will you ________ __ __ __?
There is a ______Hill Far Away
Health in the naval ________ __ ____ _______.
Bow your head and _____ ____.
I Nephi, was born of _______ ________.
Bless this food that it will _________ ___ ________ ___ ______.
Rather than do so I would suffer my life, __ __ ________.
Sisters, veil your _______.
We desire all to ________ __.
I hope they call me on a ________.
Palm down, fingers close together, thumb extended and brought under the left ____.

Yep. Got them all.


My favorite is Bless this food . . .

Once, just before a meal, I listened to a TBM explain to a nevermo Catholic about how Mormon prayers were not "set prayers" like in the Catholic church and then we all bowed our heads, and you know what came next.

When did you have dinner with us? My husband's TBM extended family has explained this to us SEVERAL times. I think next time, I'll just recite along ...

I think I only got 4? But I left at 16/17, never played a gig at the temple.

I got them all, goddammit.

The only one I did not get was, "we desire all to". What is it?

We desire all to receive it

From the temple, when the first secret handshake is revealed:

"We desire all to receive it. All arise"

Does that last one have too many spaces?

It is for the old timers that did the temple when the throat slitting was in effect. It went something like:

"Palm down, fingers close together, thumb extended and brought under the left ear with the hand drawn quickly across (across the throat) and arms brought down to side."

That was the penalty for revealing the first token of the Aaronic Priesthood. Am I remembering it right or was the disemboweling the penalty for the first token?

Sorry, but I do remember too well.
The sign for the first token of the aaronic priesthood is bringing the right arm to the square. The penalty is performed by bringing the right thumb under the left ear and drawing it quickly across the throat.

The sign for the first token is made by bringing the left arm to the square the right hand is brought forward the hand in cupping shape. The penalty is performed by placing the right hand on the left breast and drawing it diagonally across the body to the right hip.

The sign for the first token of the melchezedec priesthood is make by bringing the right hand forward, palm down, thumb extended . The penalty is performed by bringing the right hand under the left elbow and drawing it quickly across the body to the right hip.

The sign of second token of the mel is the pay lay ale dance. there is no penalty although " you are still under sacred obligation..."

Wow, I had to really think to get all of it.

The second paragraph should have read "second token of the aaronic priesthood" and not "The first token."

That was way easy. I wish i didn't know any of it.