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Posted by: kolobian ( )
Date: June 06, 2014 11:54AM

Jesus tells the early mormon church that they are the only true & living church with which he is well pleased.

Doesn't that mean there are other true & living churches with which he isn't pleased? And therefore there are more true & living churches besides the mormon one?

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: June 06, 2014 12:27PM

Priory of Sion

Hermetic Order

Knights Templar

Illuminati

Masons

Rosicrucians


They are all true and living, but Jesus is a little pissed at them.

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: June 06, 2014 12:28PM

Well. Apparently we have another Josephism not worded quite right. What a surprise.

What came to mind for me though was that if Jesus Jehovah actually said that, that would mean he was well pleased with Joseph's lying, glass looking, cheating, bank fraud, whoring and polygamy.

Man the Mormon Jesus is really somebody who you want to hook your wagon up to isn't he?

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Posted by: sherlock ( )
Date: June 06, 2014 12:34PM

Would have been funny if he'd just said "I love this church, it's bloody brilliant."

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 06, 2014 04:19PM


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Posted by: Agnes Broomhead ( )
Date: June 06, 2014 04:15PM

So Jesus is plagiarizing His father (Matthew 3:17) to describe His pride in this cult?

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