Today I had an appointment in a business park near the local Mormon temple. While driving there, I passed two young male figures in white T-shirts. One was wearing a very realistic dinosaur mask.
My first thought: "And it isn't even Halloween."
My second thought: "Gosh, it's kind of muggy to wear a mask. That's got to be uncomfortable."
My third thought: "What if it ISN'T a mask! What if Raptor Jesus is sending reptilian acolytes into the mammalian mission field to spread his own gospel?"
OF COURSE I took a picture, but I won't post it anywhere because it could reveal my location. Suffice it to say that I am nowhere near Utah.
So tell us...is there a "Strengthening the Reptile Masses Committee?" Are young men being trained in the art of scalesmanship and sent forth to Raptize people? Are these new young dinosaurs planning to replace the fossils in the temple? Or were these two just putting the God in Godzilla? Answers, please!
(And BTW: If you've never read "Anonymous Rex" by Eric Garcia, you really really really should.:-)