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Posted by: void pecker ( )
Date: July 21, 2014 01:41PM
zelph

wikipedia has a entry for zelph. Some time ago I wrote a little poem.

It was in June 1834, a top Russell Mound
The bones of Zelph, the elf, were found.
Fortunate for us ALL,
The good scholar Godfrey exponds,
From Maxwell's funny FARM, (in Orem I think)
Protecting my delicate faith from harm.
With a 'paper' to access Zelph's reliability!
Ops, I made a mistake, Zelph is not an elf,
But a "white Lamanite"
My god! One hundred and seventy years have passed,
And Brother Godfrey is passing gas.
Get out the DNA test tubes,
This stuff is pure and white Dynamite

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