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Date: July 21, 2014 03:33PM
Sunday will mark the 45th anniversary of Lance Armstrong being the first man to ride a bike on the moon.
Armstrong’s now famous quote “Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on the moon. What are you on?” continues to inspire young cyclists all over the world.
Armstrong holds the record for riding his bike on the moon seven times before he was disqualified from participating in future lunar missions for allegedly jamming a bicycle pump into Buzz Aldrin’s spokes as they were racing to be the first to explore the top of Mons Huygens.
Armstrong denies the allegations and blames the incident on the Moon’s Quaker inhabitants who he claims gave him wiener cancer and tried to get him addicted to dope.
Armstrong died peacefully in his sleep in August of 2012 at the age of 82 after complications resulting from a television interview conducted by Oprah Winfrey.
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