So my mother in law posted this to all her TBM relatives and friends today:

I have decided if any of my family and friends want to bear their testimony to me, I will ask them to include statements such as "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that JS translated the BOM while peering into a hat with a seer stone in it." And remind them of the "essays" the church has put out if they balk at that. What other statements could they testify to from the essays?


Omg I love my mother-in-law. Go girlfriend!! Hahaha

That is the best! I love your mother in law too.

Now that's clever on her part...good for her!!!

Or so it seems to me...

"What other statements could they testify to from the essays?"

effing golden!

almost enough to get me to get on fakebook to start testifying to everyone

almost....

....that joe had x wifes, some were underage girls and other mens wives.

.....that joe used his magic peep stone to find buried treasure and was arrested for fraud.

....that egypt scholars proved that the book of abraham was not written by abraham but was a standard funeral text and that joe could not translate hieroglyphs but just made up the whole thing

"I know for a certainty that Joseph Smith could have had ten virgins and still not commit adultry. This is my testimony"