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Posted by: schweizerkind ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 07:06PM
I've taken up a new hobby.

It's called "not golfing." It's a perfect fit--requires joining no club, requires no equipment, takes no effort, and I can practice it 24 hours every day while I engage in all other activities, even sleep. I can practice it while I'm alone or with others. And I don't even have to think about it while I'm practicing.

Anyone-else-want-to-take-it-up-ly yrs,

S

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Posted by: saucie ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 07:27PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

I took that up years ago. I love it .

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Posted by: RPackham ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 07:33PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

You sound like one of those followers of the atheist religion.

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Posted by: Xyandro ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 07:50PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

"The best thing about atheism is it takes so little of your time!" --Bill Maher



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/28/2014 07:51PM by Xyandro.

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Posted by: ladell ( )
Date: August 29, 2014 08:57AM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

Please let's not go there again, I still have a headache from the last wankfest

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Posted by: rationalist01 ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 07:35PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

Yes, that atheist religion where they believe in god because it's impossible not to. They're just being rebellious when they say they don't.

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Posted by: pseudonymous ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 08:37PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

I'm mad at God for damning me to hell for not believing in him, so I'm going to say I don't believe in him, even though I do. And that's why I'm an atheist. (According to Kevin Sorbo)

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 08:51PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

My hobby is non-model railroading: I've designed and built several fabulous layouts over the years--all in my head.

My other hobby is non-housework, but my imagining all the great things I'm going to do around here doesn't fit with my wife's hobby: imagining me going to the lumber yard....

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: August 28, 2014 09:14PM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

'Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.' -- Penn Jillette

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Posted by: MarkJ ( )
Date: August 29, 2014 08:52AM
I'm so good at it, I've gone pro. (n/t)


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Posted by: danr ( )
Date: August 29, 2014 09:08AM
I became an atheist because of golf

Seriously, how could there really be a god that would allow me to play golf as poorly as I do? Now it all makes sense.

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Posted by: TheNavidsonRecord ( )
Date: August 29, 2014 09:19AM
Re: I've taken up a new hobby.

Not golfing is one of the best choices I've ever made in my life. I have a life-time goal of never playing a round of golf as long as I live.

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