Posted by:
themaster
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Date: September 02, 2014 06:24AM
Danites are members of the Mormon secret police force that enforces god's laws. The Danites carry light sabers to cut off the arms of those that attack the prophet (read the Book of Mormon for info on arms being cut off). They have also been given super secret powers like having a cloak that makes them invisable to those unworthy to see them. They can call upon the 3 Nephites to help them. They carry bottles of magical olive oil. They wear special magic underwear under their black suits that is like body armor. Danites ride around the world in chariots made of gold pulled by solid white flying horses.
If Mormons can believe in magic underwear and magic olive oil what is wrong in believing their cartoon god needs humans to carry light sabers and ride in flying chariots for god?
Did you used to believe in magic olive oil? I did and magic underwear too. I was mentally sick back then.