As I'm in need of some good laughs, I went back to this thread and reread some of the comments. Oh they were hilarious! So I wanted another run at the "What would you say through the Veil?" or better yet what would be the funniest scenario at the veil?


"Listen, that's not how you do it, it's fist bump then explode!"

Scenario- Start taking off the extra clothing, step through the veil, and go "Whoa, you are NOT Jesus!"

Scenario- Have really bad gas while at the veil, do you think they'd say anything, laugh, shift uncomfortably?

Forgive the immaturity, sometimes it provides a good laugh. :)

I went through a few times and heard al sorts of funny comments. One guy repeated names over and over again so he could max out how many people he was doing for one session. It got me laughing.

A couple of times I (being a bit of a perv) would imagine.

"The lord taps three times"...."What is wanted"
Anubis having been true and faithful wishes have some fun sex with all those wives I was promised.

Present him at the veil.

What is that? Unzips pants and presents p$nis. The first token of my presithood.

Has it a name? It has. Will you give it to me? Nope it's just for those hot wives I was promised by old Joe.

Uhh, double double animal style, fries and a diet coke

"What is that?"
"The sick and oaken of the micky's dick pee stud."

"Has it a name?"
"It has."

"Will you give it to me?"
"I will, throw the well:

Wealth in the navy, Mary in the bones,
strength in the lions and the see news.
Tar on the pee stud beep on me and pawn my posterior
Through all geriations of pine, and thow out all eternity."

"That is correct."

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"Pull my finger."


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"I wanna hot dog real bad."

"Bend and snap!"

I have no idea why Legally Blonde was the first thing that popped into my head.

Start singing 'knock three times' and see how far you get before they shut you up?

Start asking loudly "Where are the Five Points of Fellowship - the Holy Ghost revealed to me they were a most important part of being at the Veil and if they were not there you are an apostate."

Twice on the pipe...

Veil worker: "Has it a name?"

Patron: "It has."

Veil worker: "Will you give it to me?"

Patron: "I will: Puddin' Tame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same."

"Excuse me, when can I change my clothes and get the fuck out of here?" Boner.

Listerine!

Knock knock knock
What is wanted?
What are you wearing?