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CA girl
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Date: September 26, 2014 09:32PM
My son is a senior in high school and has a girl type friend who swings by the house to give him a ride to school after seminary each day. Last week she came by a little early because she wanted to take him back to the church where seminary was giving out free donuts. When son got there, he realized that - like in every Mormon activity - there was a catch. In order to get your free donut, you had to take a page photocopied from the D&C, highlight the passages that were meaningful, sign it and hand it back to the teacher in exchange for your donut.
So my beloved smart aleck highlighted every time he saw the word Saints, signed it Drew Brees and got his donut. I was pretty sure he meant it when he said his new religion is football but he certainly confirmed it. That's a relief.