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Posted by: beyondashadow ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 06:12PM
How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

Prostitution is selling sex for money.

The Church is so clever ... It sells sex for money as well.

How so?

They are scary clever, those Spiritual Dwarf Geniuses ...

They sell you YOUR own sex for YOUR own money.

How so?

If you are a righteous TBM, the only "legal" orgasm available to you is copulation with your Temple Marriage spouse with a non-zero risk of potentially conceiving ANOTHER TBM TITHE PAYER.

If you are not-so-righteous and not sealed in The Temple, orgasm with your spouse is still your only "legal" orgasm, and still carries the non-zero risk of potentially conceiving ANOTHER TITHE PAYER.

So by this stretch of logic, the Church holds the entire sexuality of all members HOSTAGE in exchange for ... ultimately ... money.

How do you spell p.r.o.s.t.i.t.u.t.i.o.n ?

Did I write "stretch of logic"? Please poke holes in this nonsense post. But you DO get my point ...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/18/2014 09:19PM by beyondashadow.

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Posted by: The Invisible Green Potato ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 07:19PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

Sex cult might be a better description. It certainly started as a sex cult.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 07:45PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

It's constantly pimped.

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 07:49PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

+1, imo.

I can recall being taught as a teenager at church, "Your body is not your own."

HA!

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Posted by: beyondashadow ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 07:52PM
Your body belongs to Boyd K. Packer. (n/t)


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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 08:08PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

Making hay from the one true glue that binds us together.

s e x

Pretty sly try you conniving suits.

Better luck next time.

As you can see above, we see beyond!

:o)

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Posted by: Elder What's-his-face ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 09:36PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

Paying for love, but it isn't really love.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 09:42PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

You're paying the church but have to give yourself the morgasm.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: October 18, 2014 10:13PM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

I never thought about it that way, but it's so true. Love the term "legal orgasm." But yeah, it isn't even so much about their holding sex over you, they actually hold your orgasms hostage. Marrying for sex or legal orgasms is the stupidest thing in the world. But how many mormons do just that. I know I did.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: October 19, 2014 01:56AM
Re: How is Mormonism kinda similar to Prostitution?

@8 you become a pro w/of training

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