"Lamanites Changing Skin Color On Board"

"I Brake For the Three Nephites"

"Jared's Brother On Board"

"Have You Practiced Your Secret Handshakes Lately?"
"What Is Wanted?"

"Avenge the Death of Joseph Smith - Dare ya"

"Michael Jackson Was Not the 1st to Go White and Delightsome
(Well White Anyway)"

By the way, does anyone remember why Warren Jeffs got pulled over in his Escalade by the cops and finally nabbed near Kanab?

They noticed all the window sticker cutouts of all his wives and kids plastered all over the rear window plus the tailgate and on the bumper.

As Was God is Man May Be

Pass the Sacrament, Not Gas

Family Harm Evening

Saturday's Worrier

I H8 Persecution

El Diez

LDS NUDIST

MORMON NUDIST

If you don't like today's doctrine, wait for the next essay.

Win.

My Cumom Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student

Protected With Fine Steel Bow And Sword

My Other Car Is A Tapir-Drawn Chariot

Will Kill For Brass Plates

Void K. Packer Wrote:
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> Will Kill For Brass Plates

Epic.

I actually owned a 1988 Suburban aka BMW-Big Mormon Wagon and had a bumper sticker made that said:

COULD BE
COULD BE NOT

I had my BMW for eleven years and lived in Mesa, Az at the time.

"Impeach Packer!"

300 Tapirpower

Pissed off ex-Mormon--ask me why.

I break for angels with swords

"That flaming sword...Not exactly a modern day revelation."

*Any Boyd K Packer racist quote* -- Boyd K. Packer

Shummy - RU serious? He got pulled over for bumper stickers and cut outs? I thought it was originally for speeding and since it was a red vehicle (the devil's color) they pulled him over.

I remember he was nervously eating a salad in the backseat.

Ask me how I bought it.....

Kinderhook, line and sinker

Shummy Wrote:
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> Ask me how I bought it.....
>
> Kinderhook, line and sinker


And I just remembered my old hippy VW bus back during the "I Found It!" bumper sticker craze emblazoned with one of my own that said:

"I Lost It!"

Got a lot of honks and high fives.

Stick figure kid peeing on angel moroni!

I would like to see this but with [Insert Mormon Icon Here.]
http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/stuffchristianculturelikes/files/import/calvin/originalcalvin.JPG

It could be the angel Moroni, Thomas Monson, Joseph Smith, Brigham Young. a missionary.

That would be funny.

OMG....that would be so funny!

Devout Moron

lol..+1000..I would place this on my bumper

Gird up your loins
Two Hill Cumora
116 pages on board (was this one said already?)
Salt Lick City
Kolob or bust
D&C 132
Ordain an exmo

Objects in Peepstone May be Further From Truth
My Other Horse is a Tapir
Let's Go Shopping! -Legacy of Thomas Monson
Whore of Babylon Pimpmobile

Follow my Liahona.

This ride is tight ... like unto a dish
Jesus built my hot rod, thanks to my obedience
Sure, I'm lost ... but it's my two evil brothers' fault
Where we're going, we don't need any (magical) toads