Do we still have that archived anywhere? Did Runtu ever finish? It seemed to be a work of love and was some of the most poignantly brilliant LDS humor I had ever seen and would be delightful to member and ex-member alike.

Just google the title, and you'll find it over at another site with a secret name that MUST NEVER BE MENTIONED!!!!

I won't even sell you the name for money. Rather than reveal it, I would suffer my life to be taken in various ways. So you need to google what you're looking for.

Thank you. I desire that all should read it.

For your help I will now reveal to you the Second Token of the Melchizidek Priesthood, the Patriarchal Grip, or Sure Sign of the Nail:

This is the name of the token: Health in the navel, marrow in the bone; strength in the loins and in the sinew. Power in the priesthood be upon me and upon my posterity through all generations of time and throughout all eternity.

Thanks be to Third Vision. And greater thanks be to Runtu. I am now perusing Runtu's Great Work of Inspiration, which causes me to wonder why Runtu himself is not the Prophet, Seer, and Revelator in this Great Dispensation of the Fullness of Times. Truly, Runtu was called by got to create this Great Work. I do solemnly testify that this is the most correct of any book on earth, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book.

And thanks to you for reminding us about Runtu's work. It really is good, isn't it?