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Posted by: darkshadow ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 09:26PM
Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

for all your TBM friends

http://mormonculture.org/2014/12/08/the-mormon-holiday-gift-guide/

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 09:49PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

Ewwwww.

I couldn't decide which gift was more barf-inducing.

I think the knitted beard wins.

I dare you to read the comments without cringing.

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 10:04PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

I really like the Angel Moroni tree topper - I bet it actually WOULD sell, come to think of it.

They should have a JS tree topper and then have an ornament for each of his wives. If you have a bigger tree, order they Brigham Young / wives set.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 10:15PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

additional items:

Flying Moroni Drone
Papyrus Print TP Roll
Endowment Bloopers Blueray
Baby Joseph Nativity Set
Seer Stoneware
His & Hers & Hers & Hers Towels

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 10:39PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

CTR c*ck rings
Boyd's Jedi-knight Depends
Joe's Iron Rod Erector Sets
Miss Dew's chastity belts
The BYU Electro-Shocker for your gay siblings

and remember----

A gift card for City Creek Center, spend, spend, spend!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2014 11:01PM by byuboner.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 10:51PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

If we could get 'em all on Amazon, I'd write spoof reviews for the lot.

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Posted by: verilyverily ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 10:48PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

Barbell CTR or Temple earrings - the kind where you HAVE to have at least more than one piercing to wear the earrings.

Angel Moron-I belly button ring or nose ring

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Posted by: madalice ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 10:58PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

50 mormon pre written resignation forms. Complete with pre addressed envelopes and stamps. All you have to do is sign them and fill out your address. Great stocking stuffer for a large family.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: December 08, 2014 11:01PM
Re: Mormon Holiday Gift Guide

Sweet!

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