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Posted by: Adult of god nli ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 12:35PM
For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

Today is Festivus! The pole (the marvel of its high strength to weight ratio)! The Airing of Grievances (I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it)! The Feats of Strength!

And no presents to buy or cookies to bake!


Happy Festivus to One and All!




http://festivusweb.com/

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Posted by: Timothy ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 01:28PM
Party On!~ (n/t)


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Posted by: rt ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 01:37PM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

Now, about the historical Seinfeld,...

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 02:04PM
people refuse to consider the evidence

Though not peer-reviewed, Seinfeld was critically reviewed. Historicists and mythicists alike agree that it was a much ado about nothing show. Even Shakespeare gets a say, you see.

Festivus is the season with no need for a reason.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 01:39PM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

Merry, Happy, Joyful Agnostica to all!!!

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Posted by: ConcernedCitizen ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 12:21PM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

"Happy Festus!"

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/2041/ScreenHunter_328_May_07_16_18.jpg

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 02:35PM
Re: A FESTIVUS MIRACLE !!!

OK ~ so this morning Ziller got half-way to the office and realized that his cell phone was missing.

Ziller whipped the Corvette around and headed back home to look for it.

When he walked through the door, there it was sitting right there on the kitchen table.

IT’S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE !!!

Happy Festivus y’all.


ziller

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Posted by: Dennis Moore ( )
Date: December 23, 2014 11:22PM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

The Airing of Grievances:

Why the hell do people like me wait until Christmas Eve to make those last minute purchases?

When entering the freeway, speed the hell up or your gonna get hit!

Why do the sister mishies try to bug me? I'm NOT coming back!

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 07:43AM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

The Airing of Grievances:

- Why the hell do they put those little tags on the skin of fruits?

- You know those little tags they staple to your clothing when you take them in for dry cleaning? I HATE those!

- Some times the oatmeal in the cafeteria is dry and needs too much milk!

- My supervisor can't keep his right leg still when he sits at his desk. MAKE IT STOP!!

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Posted by: escapee nli ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 07:59AM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

Forget Smithmas or even Festivus.

Yesterday I celebrated Kenmas. My dad's name is Ken, aka Kenny, it was his 87th birthday. My sibs and I celebrated with him by ordering pizza from the new pizza joint in town, and playing cards.

My sister won, but Pop came in second.

There was also applesauce cake and Christmas goodies.

Other Susan

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 09:24AM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

Kenmas is good. I can accept Kenmas. I totally believe that Kenny exists. I still contend that he was not born of a virgin, but you have so far not made that claim.

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Posted by: moose ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 12:13PM
Maybe "born of a former virgin" will work? (n/t)


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Posted by: Quoth the Raven Nevermo ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 12:59PM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

I have a festivus miracle. My bottle of water flavoring ran out. I was distraught. Then, I opened the cupboard where I store my water flavoring, and, there, on the shelf were more bottles! Brand new, like a gift from the heavens. It made me all weepy and I liken it to the three blind men who found that baby in the barn animal's feeding trough.

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: December 24, 2014 01:23PM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

Festivus for the rest of us!

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Posted by: ellenbee ( )
Date: December 25, 2014 01:54AM
Re: For those not into Smithmas, Happy Festivus!!

I find tinsel VERY distracting. Bring on the aluminum pole.

I also want my free sub. I ate a lot of crap to get where I am today.

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