My guess is one of the GA's had an angel go down to the man Adam but she (the angel) forgot to remove her teeth first and upon receiving the first token of the Aaronic Priesthood, the man Adam screamed in pain. As punishment for not being prepared to receive the token, oral sex is no longer allowed.

There might be a better reason but I got my story from a rock in my hat or was it from sitting thru a dumb movie?

Anything fun without an obvious purpose is a sin.

Because they want to reserve all lip service for the Q15.

Lol!

It doesn't lead to pregnancy? No pregnancy, no new children born in the covenant.

They hate it because it's so enjoyable.

Just why the hell do mormons want to get into someones "bedroom" anyway? Sick. Sick. Sick.

My guess would be Spencer Kimball was traumatized by a bad experience.

Because they've never experienced decent oral sex.

As opposed to indecent oral sex.

In Jan of 1982 (a generation ago) they came out and said oral
sex was bad.

That caused a lot of problems in TR interviews with Bishops
asking embarrassing questions of grownups, not just scared
kids. They haven't mentioned it since then. Evidently nobody
is engaging in oral sex any more or else God no longer cares
about it.

Cuz they aren't gettin' any so they want to ruin it for those of us who are.

Because church leaders get off on managing and controlling other people's sex lives. (Nothing new here, folks....)

The BYU girls don't seem to mind giving it - I wonder if the guys mind reciprocating?

It's seen as leading to perversion. They probably think it might lead to bestiality. Or maybe the "sin against nature."

Seems like the counsel then was, "whatever the couple agrees is mutually acceptable is ok."

Well maybe TSCC hates it but I know by personal research and investigation that mormonguys between 17 and 30 pretty enjoy and love it. And after they learned how to even the girl can enjoy it.
And I guess this is the main problem. They enjoy something that leads to "nothing" but can distract them from the truth. And taking a weewee that also produce peepee in a mouth that promised to praise the name of the Lord Joseph Smith is a biiiiggg booboo.

Why does the church hate anything it has no control over?

The Mormon Church would ban all forms of sex without express written permission from the bishop accompanied by the appropriate financial offering to a specific "relief" fund IF they could get away with it just for the sake of complete control.

But again, that would most likely result in fewer future tithe drones, so the church decided it is wiser to give the sheeple a little personal discretion in how to live their "private" lives.

Because the church sucks.

ha. Yeah, it blows, big time.

I agree that it's because they get off on controlling people even to the point of something as basic as sexuality. Anything that doesn't produce future missionaries, brood mares, and tithe payers is seen as a sin because the only way the cult really grows is through births.

Because Heavenly Father thinks naked bodies are icky, and putting your mouth on the holiest of holy parts is really icky, that is why he gave us garments to cover our hideous naked bodies. Fortunately he gave us flaps in our garments so we could make babies without actually seeing each other's disgusting naked bodies.

Because, given the choice between sucking you in and outright screwing you, they choose the latter.

Wonder if the HF is an engineer?

Nobody but an engineer would build a sanitary system right in the middle of a recreation area.

Yeah, I miss Robin Williams, too!

Does phone sex count as oral sex?

Yeah, I find that position hard to swallow.

I don't get it. I am sweet, innocent and naïve. Please explain.

MORmONS pretty much hate EVERYTHING........

They find it tasteless.

If you cover your face, bow your head and say yes. I heard it taste better. Can anyone confirm this?

Wasn't there a saying "stay moral go oral" as a way to have a bit of fun but still not have to wait that full year for a TR? Perhaps the brethren heard about this. Damn killjoys.

Because most everybody else loves it. Besides, it is just another way for them to attempt to amuse themselves by abusing others of the rights, privileges and freedoms (free agency) of privacy and personality.

They don't hate "oral" sex:

Every priesthood leader who interviewed me certainly wanted to hear about it.

LDS Inc strives to take the fun out of absolutely everything.

It is all about control.