I know those same exact benches. The texture, the color, the feel. I hated them. They were torture devices of my childhood. Scroll down to see the boy on the bench.

http://insanadfindingthepony.blogspot.com/2010/07/mormonism-tastes-like-spam-poem-by.html



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Dr. Seuss, were he still around, would love it :)

The Mormons admit

Some
Parts
Are
Meat

Ha ha. The spam poem was pretty funny.

Enjoyed this! Has some potent, fun lines. Thanks for posting.

Some of my favorite lines:

Mormonism tastes like Spam
Frankly I don't give a damn
Whether it is testified
Lightened, whitened, fixified.

God loves the soul who contemplates
Unless, of course, he masturbates,
Or puts weird colors in his hair
Or balks at holy underwear,
Or kids who fib or laugh too loud,
Or sometimes want to join the crowd,
Or girls who show their midriff skin
And cause Aaronic priesthood sin.

God loves everyone we're told
Unless they will not fit the mold.

I do not like that Joseph Smith
I do not like the Mormon myth.