Posted by:
beyondashadow
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Date: January 29, 2015 09:29PM
Business opportunity:
Sell "Black Rectangle" epaulets that clip onto girls' shoulder straps to save masturbation-starved boys from erections and blue balls caused by bare shoulders.
Or better yet, spike the punch with saltpeter to keep those trowser tents at bay.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate"Potassium nitrate was once thought to induce impotence, and is still falsely rumored to be in institutional food (such as military fare) as an anaphrodisiac; however, there is no scientific evidence for such properties."
Missionaries should be required to eat potassium nitrate instead of salt. It should also be added to sacrament water.