Oh my God, look what Holland's doing with his other hand...



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OH GOD HE IS PULLING THE LEVER ON HIS LITTLE FACTORY!!!!!!!! :o

This is because they both were asking each other WWBD? What would Boyd Do?

I never went through the temple - is this one of the super-sacred signs of the priesthood that Holland is showing him? I figured the press conference was verbal masturbation, but I had no idea it was literal, too.

Yes (kidding no it isn't) it is the Sure Sign of The Quail.

They are both birds of prey. They like to make people quail. Yummy!

It's called the patriarchal grip or sure sign of the male

Why doesn't anyone have a Big Factory?



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Because it's never supposed to be hard...

This eagle has landed...a dodo sized doo doo.

Oaks is shifting his legs to hide his raging semi. When those jowls get-a moving, he can't handle his church-horniness.

Also, 'trib talk' sounds like a news program or column where lesbians discuss sex or sexual positions (i.e. scissoring, also knowing as tribadism, also known as 'tribbing'.) I know it referrs to the Salt Lake tribune, but still :D



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Wouldn't it be hillarious if those two came out as being gay ;)

Or transgendered...

Fair question . . . not a FAIR question.

Maybe Dallin really meant his trouser snake when he started off on how a "white salamander" was normal and natural?

You people are sick....and very, very funny.

Holland--I am so embarrassed and need a towel.

Oaks--I am just going to rub your hand until you are finished. I love you Jeffery.

I notice that Oaks looks a good 15 years younger than Holland, except for the hair of course.

Bednar would look cute in fish net stockings and bright red lipstick. Hey, they could put on an old fashioned roadshow for Tom, modeled after the HBO series OZ. We know who the white supremacist would be played by!

"Great job Dallin!"

"See I told ya NPR would be a lot easier on you than the BBC was on me."

"On radio your looks can't give you away like they did to me."

"And faking that cold was inspired. Stupid liberals will never realize you actually sound just like Sauron making a collect call to Satan."

I wonder what would be the expression on his face if he ever read RfM.


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/lfd5Vb6R5HY/maxresdefault.jpg

Holland reminds me of Fred.

http://johnkstuff.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Vinci_06_FredRoundHair-775817.jpg